cool\ story\ bro

cool\ story\ bro
1. (cool story bro) (11226↑, 1582↓)
A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a [tl;dr] story.

Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day) Person B: cool story bro

2. (cool story bro) (2004↑, 313↓)
An appropriate response to a story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.

"This one time me and my brother were eating sandwiches and he was like 'dude, I hate mustard' and I was like 'yeah.'" "Cool story bro."

3. (Cool Story Bro) (722↑, 354↓)
[4chan] saying commonly used when sayer is listening to someone talk to him and doesn't really care

1. so this one time we were sledding down a hill and we totally got broke 2. Cool Story Bro

4. (Cool Story Bro) (406↑, 307↓)
Cool story, bro is the ultimate shut down to faggotry, obvious trolling, and tl;dr infecting the internets, to which there is no response

Troll: "Halo invented the FPS video game genre\!" Other Guy: "Cool Story Bro"

Author: Anonymous Is Legion. http://cool-story-bro.urbanup.com/5307902
5. (Cool story bro) (130↑, 79↓)
The most suitable response one can give to a story that completely wasted ones precious time. Parents, co-workers, and history classes often provoke its usage.

Bobby: So guess what? Nina wrote me up again, because i came to work late the other day. Kelly: Cool story bro. *FML why does Bobby think i give two shits about his life??? Please lord have this shift end already\! He makes my job REAL RUDE* Teacher: Agriculture was key to economic progress in the early ages. Student (shouting): COOL STORY BRO\! Mom: When i was your age i always had my room spotless. Son: Cool story bro.

6. (cool story bro) (276↑, 248↓)
A phrase used to react to a story, ect. that has little/nothing to do whith the curent subject.

*under a discussion about videogames* Dude A:Hay guys i just started reading books, that shit is so cash\! Dude B: Cool story bro

Author: James Adrian AshtonLillybranch http://cool-story-bro.urbanup.com/4173305
7. (Cool story bro) (86↑, 66↓)
Ones response after hearing a pointless and time wasting story. Usually followed but the thought *why the fuck would you think I wanted to hear that?*

Laurel: Yeah so my mom picked me up after school then took me back for cheer practice. Listener: Cool story bro. *why the fuck do you always tell me these pointless stories Laurel? I mean serisiously man.*

8. (cool story bro) (18↑, 5↓)
A phrase used to express indifference or boredom to a long or boring conversation. There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is: 1) cool story bro 2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it 3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up? etc.

1) Chad: I ate an apple for breakfast Angie: Cool story bro. 2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark\! It was a cavity\! So then, I -- Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it. 3) Tad: [boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum] Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?

9. (Cool Story Bro) (19↑, 15↓)
cool story bro is a saying that someone should say if they are bored, uninterested, or don't care about what another person is saying. cool story bro has to be the most annoying thing invented either than "i know you are but what am i ?" csb is the short form, and there is different ways you can say cool story bro . like cool story bro, write a book about it, cool story bro, want a medal ? and cool story bro, no one cares, cool story bro, make it your status, cool story bro, write a status about it . but who gives a fuck \!? because people who say cool story bro are just faggots who think they are cool .

person 1: kay so on the weekend i went over to em's house for a sleepover and we -" person 2: cool story bro, write a book about it"

Author: oneamazingmotherfucker http://cool-story-bro.urbanup.com/5965416
10. (Cool Story Bro) (9↑, 6↓)
a sentence, statement, word or story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.

1. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, want a sticker for that? 2. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit\! 3. Oi Raelene, put a bookmark in your cool story and continue from no one gives a fuck 4. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, thought it was fucking amazing myself

Author: korean keyboard warrior http://cool-story-bro.urbanup.com/5971081
11. (Cool story bro) (3↑, 3↓)
The phrase a person uses when he/she couldn't possibly care less about what you have to say, yet feels the need to satisfy your "story" with a response. Very commonly received when the person using the phrase feels as if they are superior to you in each and every way, and would like nothing more than to pound your face into the ground. As made famous by Katie Dalmas.

":M---|---\< DUCKMAN\! :M-|-\< ASIAN DUCKMAN\!" "Cool story bro."

12. (Cool story bro) (6↑, 6↓)
"Cool story, bro" is an expression used to actualize the insignificance of stories or statements that are falsely believed to be very significant by the individual that is sharing them. Usually a condescending response to a self-indulgent based monologue, this phrase is often used when the speaker's story is, in acutuality, not very cool at all. If used to positive effectiveness, the person(s) applying this expression may sufficiently help the speaker to realize how insignificant their story and/or statement truly is.

Scenario: Seth brings his surfboard to the beach on a day when the ocean is evidently very flat. Surfer: "Wow... I wish I would've brought my long board today." Seth: "I know, man. I checked the surf report this morning, and there were supposed to be some pretty gnarly waves." Surfer: "Really?.... Cool story bro."

13. (cool story bro) (0↑, 3↓)
A phrase used by awesome men with 7in.+ penis' and meant to be used when women talk about long boring stories when trying to watch football or doing something more important. Also, used towards men when their annoying. -Can also be used with "nope sorry" in context.

Girl: "Omg today was the worst day\! i spilled coffee on my shirt\!" Guy: "Cool story bro" Girl:"Stop playing cod and listen to me about my day\!" Guy: nope sorry...but cool story bro. Girl:"I love you" Guy:"cool story bro"

14. (Cool Story Bro) (1↑, 4↓)
A slang you say when someone is talking about shit you don't care about, it is unappealing to you and you feel like you are going to split into a freaking coma. You tell the faggot in a sarcastic manner, "Cool Story Bro".

Hobo: I ORDERED 5KG OF CRACK FROM PIZZA HUT\! Troll: Cool Story Bro.

15. (Cool Story Bro) (8↑, 14↓)
you all know the definition to cool story bro, but now there's an addition. If you really don't like the story your friend just told, add on "Hope they make a movie about it"

Story Teller: aw man I went to work the other day and this lady came in with her kid... blah blah blah You: Cool story bro, hope they make a movie about it\!

16. (Cool story bro) (124↑, 149↓)
A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.

Amelia: My grandfather died Zeus: Cool story bro

17. (Cool Story Bro) (18↑, 45↓)
A response to any of the comments made by Junaid Yasin, a brown senior at Parkway West High School because everything he says has completely no relevance to the current conversation. Cool Story Bro is also known as the "ultimate shutdown".

Cool story bro.

18. (cool story bro) (59↑, 154↓)
a troll's last resort, often used when the troll has no other defense to use

i like horror movies. no they suck. your movies suck. my movies kick ass. and my movies kick ass too. cool story bro

19. (cool story bro) (58↑, 163↓)
An appropriate response to a story that is not believable without proof and no proof was provided. Somewhat like [Pics or it didn't happen].

Person A: I just got 15 headshots in a row when spraying with an M249 in Counter Strike Source without hacks\! Person B: Got a replay for this? Person A: No, but I swear it happened\! Person B: [cool story bro].

20. (cool story bro) (17↑, 139↓)
meaning we don't really care, please shutup. originated at south sydney high school from a certain matthew holiday. Unless you are him or italian, don't even try to claim it.

cool story bro

21. (cool story bro) (180↑, 404↓)
Something retards and trolls say, when they didn't like something they read, really want to argue but, just aren't smart enough to do so. See also [TL;DR]

cool story bro is just more obnoxious forum chaff from the crap factory and anon daycare center, that is 4chan.

Related: bro, tl;dr, cool, story, cool story, csb, 4chan, awesome, owned, sarcasm, troll, who cares, bullshit, cool story brah, cool story sis, faggotry, fail, last resort, noob, pwned, retard, riviting tale chap, stfu, stupid, tldr
Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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